D Prophets

A mystical order of visionaries, here to guide you through the depths of existential dread.

Our prophets have foreseen the inevitability of:

• Monday mornings
• Taxes due
• The end of the world as we know it

Our Prophet's Corner

• Prophet Zero: The One Who Foretold of Nothing
• Prophet One: The One Who Foretold of One Thing: Taxes
• Prophet Infinity: The One Who Foretold of Everything and Nothing